CM Ki Kursi Ka Khel

*Le putt g, kalla dialogue Ravi Pratap Singh da* 🔥👇 *Copy-paste maar, reel bana de:* --- *"Main Ravi Pratap Singh... Ludhiana di galiyon to vidhan sabha pahuncha haan.* *Tum kehnde ho kursi da sauda kar lo... Main kehn da haan zameer da sauda nahi hunda.* *Sher putra haan main... bhukha mar jaunga, par gaddari da niwala nahi khaunga.* *CM bann gaya taan janta da naukar... nahi banya taan fer vi janta da hi naukar.* *Yaad rakhiyo... kursi aa jaa sakdi aa, par izzat ikk vaar gayi taan wapis nahi aundi."* 🦁 --- *Ek line version chahida ho taan eh maar:* *"Ravi Pratap Singh haan... Sher putra... Bikta nahi, tikta aa."* 😎 Dass putt g, video bana ke bheju ya hor dialogue likh daan? 🔥

@satveerji

tum kya karte ho jaani

@brijpalsingh

*Chhote shehar se bada sapna, aur sapne ke beech imaan ka imtihaan.* --- *Kahani: "Kursi Ya Zameer"* *Ravi Singh* - *Belaipur* ka MLA. *35 saal ka*, kurta-pajama, pair me hawai chappal. *Baap kisan*, maa school teacher. *Jeep se nahi, cycle se* ghoomta tha apne kshetra me. Log kehte the *"MLA nahi, mohalle ka beta hai."* *2016*: Pehli baar jeeta. *Narebazi nahi, naale saaf karwaye.* *2021*: Dobara jeeta. *Hospital banwaya, bacchon ko scholarship dilayi.* *2026*: *Party High Command* ne Dilli bulaya. Bole - *"Ravi, CM face tujhe banana hai."* *Ravi has pada*: "Sir, main to Belaipur se bahar nikla nahi. CM ki kursi?" *High Command*: "Public ko naya chehra chahiye. Tu saaf hai, bolta seedha hai. Bas haan bol." *Race shuru hui. Aur uske saath shuru hua circus.* *Act 1: Backstabbing* *Home Minister Sharma Ji* - 20 saal se CM ki kursi ka sapna dekh rahe. Ravi ko *"Bachcha"* bulate. Raat 2 baje Ravi ko call: "Beta, naam wapas le le. *Tere baap ke khet ke kagaz* mere paas hain. 1987 me kuch gadbad hui thi..." *Ravi*: "Sharma ji, baap kisan tha, chor nahi. Jo karna hai kar lo." *Agle din akhbar*: _"Ravi Singh ke pita par zameen ghotale ka aarop"_. Neeche *Sharma Ji ka bayan*: "Main to bas sach saamne la raha hun." *Act 2: Media Deals* *"Janadesh TV"* ka Malik *Gupta* aaya farmhouse pe. *Gupta*: "Ravi ji, 5 crore ka package. Roz 1 ghanta prime time, aapko *'Garibon ka Masiha'* banayenge. Bas *meri mining company* ko Belaipur me clearance chahiye." *Ravi*: "Belaipur ki hawa-paani bech ke CM banna hai? Nahi chahiye." *Raat 9 baje*: Janadesh TV pe breaking - _"Ravi Singh ka Vikas Model Fail, Belaipur me bhukhmari"_. Drone shots, dukhi chehre, *sab paid actors*. *Act 3: Circus* *Rally me 10,000 log* - 8000 *kiraye ke*. *Nare*: "Ravi Singh Zindabad". *Band baja* 5 lakh ka. *Media*: "Dekho jan-samarthan!" *Ravi stage ke peeche*: "Ye bheed meri nahi, paisa ki hai. *Main CM ban bhi gaya to inka gulam banunga.*" *Party ne bola*: "Ek *'stunt'* kar. Mandir me ja, topi pehen, kuch bol. Votes milenge." *Ravi*: "Main mandir bhi jaunga, masjid bhi. *Par vote ke liye nahi, dua ke liye.*" *Election se 3 din pehle* - *High Command ka phone*: "Ravi, Sharma Ji maan gaye hain. *Tum Dy CM ban jao, CM woh rahenge*. Tumhe *5 vibhag* denge. Belaipur ka vikas kar lena. Nahi to *party se ticket kaat denge*, nirdaliya ladoge, haaroge." *Ravi ke saamne 3 raaste*: 1. *Jhuk ja* - Dy CM ban, Belaipur ka kaam kara, zameer maar de 2. *Bik ja* - Gupta ki deal lele, media khareed le, CM ban ja 3. *Lad ja* - Nirdaliya lad, haar ja, par *sar utha ke so ja* *Raat bhar Ravi soya nahi.* Maa ne poocha: "Beta, kya soch raha hai?" *Ravi*: "Maa, *CM ki kursi jeet ke bhi haar sakta hun. Aur haar ke bhi jeet sakta hun.* Tu bata kya karun?" *Maa ne kaha*: "Tera baap marte waqt bola tha - *'Beta, khet bech dena, zameer mat bechna'*." *Climax: Press Conference* *Election se 1 din pehle.* Sab media jama. *Sharma Ji, Gupta, High Command* sab intezaar me - Ravi jhukega. *Ravi aaya. Kurta wahi, chappal wahi. Bola:* "Main *Ravi Singh*, Belaipur ka beta. *CM ki race se naam wapas leta hun.* Kyon? Kyonki *CM banna mera sapna tha, majboori nahi.* *Sharma Ji* ko kursi mubarak. *Gupta Ji* ko TRP mubarak. *Party* ko satta mubarak. *Mujhe mera Belaipur mubarak.* Main *MLA resign kar raha hun.* Kal se *master ji ban ke* school me padhaunga. *Jis din janta ko neta nahi, beta chahiye hoga, us din wapas aaunga. Cycle se.* *Zameer bech ke CM banna, usse achha zameer bacha ke master rehna.* Jai Hind. Jai Belaipur." *Hall me sannata.* Sharma Ji ka chehra ud gaya. Gupta camera band kara raha. *6 mahine baad*: Belaipur ke school me *Master Ravi Singh* bacchon ko padha raha. *Deewar pe likha*: _"Neta banna aasan hai, insaan banna mushkil."_ *Election result*: Sharma Ji CM bane. *2 saal me jail gaye* - mining ghotala. *Janadesh TV band* - ED raid. *Belaipur?* Wahan *5 saal me 3 IAS nikle*. Master Ravi Singh ki class se. --- *Kahani ka Saar* 💭 *Mittar, CM ki kursi* 5 saal ki hoti hai. *Imaan ki kursi* zindagi bhar ki. *Ravi Singh haara nahi* - usne *khel hi badal diya*. Backstabbing, media deals, circus - *sab jeet gaya, bas khud ko nahi haara.*

@devillboy603

Mera naam ravi hai mujhe cm ki khurshi chahiye har haal me me is ke liye kuch bi kar sakte hu ok

@farmansheikh

pblik ka Dhyanesh rakho nahi to mere se buran koi nahi hoga

@mv486668

"Main Ravi Pratap Singh hoon. Log mujhe chhote shehar ka MLA samajhte hain, par siyasat mein chhota ya bada koi nahi hota. CM ki kursi tak pahunchne ke liye har kadam soch samajh kar rakhna hoga. Sawal kursi ka nahi, apne zameer ko bachane ka hai. Dekhte hain siyasat mujhe badalti hai ya main siyasat ko."

@aa3542411

main yaha whating room me q aAyaa hi tum logon ho

@gagdekarsona

hii gyus

@pratyushgem

मीडिया भी बिकी हुई है यह चल रहा था कांग्रेस के समर्थकों में उनके दिमाग में

@sonamd9346

chahe kuchh bhi Ho jaaye CM ki kursi to mahlongi chahe mujhe Kisi ki Jaan Le Le pad jaaye CM ki kursi to Meri Hi hogi

@simmiseema05

Anjali veram yaa aak laga thee

@abdulhanan1

हम आपसे एक बात कहना चाहते हैं जिंदगी बहुत छोटी है मेरे दोस्त इस जिंदगी को सही मायने से जिंदगी जीना सीखो और ना किसी से ईर्षा में मत जिए और आप हर व्यक्ति को उसे सुंदर ढंग से उनके सामने जाइए इर्षा को साइड छोड़कर प्रेम कीजिए आप प्रेम का मार्ग दिखाइए सच्चा रास्ता दिखाइए

@shrvankumarp

Politics mein sach bolne wale do tarah ke hote hain… Ek jo haar jaate hain. Aur doosre… jo sach ko waqt ke hisaab se use karte hain.” Main Anjali Verma hoon. Party spokesperson. Camera ki favourite. Aur har scandal ki unofficial firefighter. Jab Devraj Chauhan ka naam CM race mein aaya, poora sheher pagal ho gaya. Ek small-town MLA… suddenly prime-time ka hero. Lekin mujhe pata tha— Hero sirf poster pe hota hai. Power ke game mein sab villain hote hain. Media usse “janata ka beta” bol rahi thi. Party usse “fresh face.” Aur opposition? Bas uski ek galti ka wait. Phir woh file mere desk pe aayi. Ek land deal. Fake signatures. Dead farmer ke naam pe transfer. Agar yeh leak hoti… Devraj khatam. Maine usse call kiya. “Sir, aap sach bolenge… ya kursi bachayenge?” Do second ki silence. Phir usne sirf ek line boli— “Politics mein imaandari luxury hai, Anjali.” Us raat mujhe samajh aaya… Woh system badalne nahi aaya tha. Woh system banne aaya tha. Next morning, maine press conference ki. Smile perfect. Voice steady. “Yeh allegations opposition ki ghatiya saazish hai.” Cameras flash hue. Party ne taali bajayi. Aur Devraj… CM ban gaya. Aaj bhi log mujhe poochte hain— “Tumne usse bachaya kyun?” Main bas muskura deti hoon. Kyuki asli power kursi pe baithne mein nahi hoti… Asli power hoti hai yeh decide karne mein— kursi pe kaun baithega.

@Mermaid