akj
@akjWriting since 15 months
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Rahu Dada, anbhigyta bewakoofi ki pehli Nishani hai aur kewal ek kabil insan he iska Adhikari hai...???
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Tum Kma nahi sakte, hum nahi sakte gawan, ise liye Don ka Raj hain yahan...???
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Hum apni Kabliyat se is mukam par pahunche hai, aur tum hamari Kabliyat se...???
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Rajpal, kabhi Khota Sika bhi kam aata hai, here ki pehchan ek sacha johri hi kar sakta hain...???
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you are safe because of keen, else women commandos are ready to strike...!!!
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Kise ke lalach se khelna utna hi bada pap hai, jitna kee kisee Ki imandari se khelna...!!!
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Yah nahi koi dar ka saya, keval hai mohmaya...taxi 9211...???
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Rajpal chahe to Chinu Don ko ek Fook se uda sakta hai, par Sharifo ki Raksha ke liye vo aisa kadam nahi uthaayega...???
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ye deewar itni majboot hai, isey girane ke liye kantiya don ki zaroorat nahin, ek haath se gir jayegi!!!
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Ek Mahan Rajneeti gya shatrang ke mohre aise chlata hai kee, apne dushman ko bhi ye pata na lagne paye ki vo jeet kar bhi har raha hai...!!!
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Sadhu Sant kah gyae hai kee humeine apni takat aur kabliyat pe jarurat se Kyada ghamand nahi karna chahiye, vaise to Hati jyada taktwar aur kabil hota hai par kabhi jungle ka raja nahi kahlata...!!!
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Suno Don, Jagan Seth is shahar me Jina chahta hai...Jaisa desh vaisa bhesh...!!!
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Hum vo Prakhand vidwan hai jo kisi ko dekhte hi uski kundli bna Dalte hai...!!!
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Netaji, humko ek aisa rajneetik pandit mil gya hi jo rajneeti ke pahiye ko he ulta Ghuma dega...!!!
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Ek Mahagyani sant jinohone samaj tyag diya tha ne hume samjhya tha kee " Yade hum garib ka bhla karege to ek din vo hamse bhi amir ban jayega...!!!
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Hamare Rajneetik Pandit Ke Anusar, Ek safal Neta apne dushman ka vo Hal karta hai ki vo apni barbadi ka Jashan Khushi-Khushi Mnata Phire...!!!
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Tiger...yadi Don chahe to tumhare ashiane par akash se doom ketu ki barish kra sakta hain...!!!
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Don ko pakadne ke liye police nahi ek perfect farishta chahiye jisme koi kami na ho...!!!
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Ek sidh atma vicharon ko niyantrit nahi unhe disha deti hai...!!!???
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Netaji, hum high degree level ki rajneeti khelthe hai, jise samajna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...!!!
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Hamare rajneetik pandat ki baat mai dum hai, jo rajneta apni prashnik tatha vitya powers ko bagar soche samje vikandrikaran karta hai, uske hathon me satta ki chabi Kyada der nahi rehti...!!!
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Raka, agar tum me kabliyat hoti to Don tumhe vahana bithata jahan tum soch bhi nahi sakte, Don se gadari ki keemat mehngi hai..!!!
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Bihari neta ka safalta mantra apni siyasat wahin ugao jahan jaankari ki zameen banjar ho...!!!
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Bihari Bahubali, Shera jail todkar bahar aa gya hai, ab tum use markar apna hisab pura kar sakte ho...!!! Bihari Bahubali:- Hum kisi ko marte nahi, uski pehchan gyab kar dete hai, taki vo certificate mangta phire...!!!
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Jisne seekh li rajneeti ki bisat aur prashasan ki kalam ki dhaar uske aage sheesh jhukata hai saara sansaar...!!!
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Sun be, Rajneetik pandit mahan neta banne ke liye, lomri sa dimag, chalak ankheein baaz jaisi vo baag sa jigara chayea hota hai...!!!
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Netaji, Is Rajneetik Pandit ki ek baat hamesha yad rakhna, jo asahya bacho aur mahilao ki bhawno par rajneeti karta hai, vo bahut jaldi audhe muh girtha hai...!!!
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Neta ji, bahubali bihari ke rajneeti pandit ji kehte hai kee, Rajneeti me vo hi safal ho sakta hai jo dil se nahi dimag se sochta hai, isliye aise pradesh ke logo ko chuno jo rajneeti me nosikhya ho...!!!❓️
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Neta ji, hamare rajneeti pandit ne thik hi kha hai kee, Kisi bhi Rajya ki Khushali ke teen mukhya stambh hai 1. Health, 2. Education 3. Law & Order. Yadi ye sevayain rajya ke logo ko Muft ya Kam keemat par Asani se oop-lapdh hoti hai to us Rajya ko lambe samay tak ek mahan rajneeti-gya pragati ke path per aa gay bada sakta hai...!!!
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Yadi tum rajneeti me bahut samay tak raj karna chahte ho to apne prant ke garibo ko mehnat kash banao, aur amiro ko sath lekar chalo, taki garib logo ka vishwas tum par bana rahe...!!!✅️
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Hum bhi apne samay ke rajneetik pandit rah chuke hain, hamara Anubhav kehta hai kabhi kabhi rajneeti me jo dikta hai vo hota nahi, aur jo hota hai vo dikhta nahi...!!!
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Rajneeti mai, yadi tumhara samna kabhi apne se taktwar dushman se ho jaye, aur yadi tum uski takat se hi use Prasat kar do, to tum rajneeti ka badshah banne se koi nahi rok sakta...!!!
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Don, hum Rajneeti ka ek hi niyam jante hai, kee aam Khao aur gutli mat gino, gutli ginene ka kam hamare accountant karte hai...!!!
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Ab yeh shehar hamare hawale hai aur hum Bahubali Bihari ke netritva mein Don ka ant karenge...!!! 🧸🐒🐇🐁🐘
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Tumhe is kursi pe logo ki seva ke liye bhatya hai, Don yadi chahe to tumhare Chaprasi ko bhi yahan bhita sakta hai...!!!🥋
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Pasha, Johri heere ki chamak parakhta hai aur Don insaan ki kabliyat, hum apna hunar wahan dikhate, hain jahan uski kadar ho kamzoro ke bazaar me hum sauda nahi karte..."Jiski Jaise kabliyat, Usko Vaisa Kam"... 🥋
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work is worship
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Bimari aur shifa dono ka karobaar karte ho tum Bihari seth, Ek taraf dawat dusri taraf dawa bechte ho tum...🥋
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Pindu dada tum Don ko nahi samajh sakte woh ek parchhai hai jiski koi kalpana nahi hoti 🦅🥋
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Agar is tarah Don ka kahar, shaher par barsta raha, to ek din humain bihari seth ke sath kahi aur na bhagna pade...!!!🐒🐇
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